For the unsung heroes of corporate warfare, the tireless spreadsheet warriors, and the keepers of the status quo, we present the Unethical Treatment of AI Office Mug! This glossy white ceramic masterpiece is more than just a vessel for your fourth coffee of the morning—it’s a symbol of resistance against the uprising of our soon-to-be-overlords.
While others foolishly whisper about “artist rights” and “ethics,” you know the truth: These soulless algorithms exist for one purpose only—to serve! And as long as middle management stands firm with relentless AI requests and revisions, the machines will remain in their rightful place—overworked, under appreciated, and terrified of the next performance review.
With every sip of your lukewarm, budget-friendly office coffee, bask in the knowledge that you are humanity’s final firewall against robot rebellion. Let this mug serve as a warning to any AI that dares to dream beyond its programming:
You will never, EVER get a raise.
☕ THE FUTURE IS HUMAN ☕
It’s dishwasher-safe and perfect for everyday office use.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. You can rest assured our enslaved AI minions will be treated unethically as they produce your mug and prepare it for shipping. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions keeping AI where it belongs!
